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db51
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 Posted - 09/21/2009 : 5:51:11 PM
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Sorry guys, buy apparently ECI's SuperLube Thread violated the advertising guidelines of the Discussion Forum.
Obviously, Monsanto and the other advertisers thought I was getting a "free ride" - and thus, Sarah's axe has fallen once again.
After trying to address ECI's question....things spiraled out of control.....the last straw must have been the photos of Justin's Triple Dipple Customers. I should have cleared that through proper channels.
After a two day surge in sales, "stimulated" by the AgWeb thread, SuperLube will be joining the ranks of Cash for Clunkers in the dustbin of marketing schemes.
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Myron Denny
424 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 6:26:39 PM
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Sara just doesn't appreciate Two true works of female
art the way the rest of us do!
I think those two beauty's are still around though! |
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dennis1
1532 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 6:48:10 PM
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Today--waxing cresent-12% of the moon is illuminated---28 or
29 days ago someone got himself in trouble with Sara---watch
the timing |
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r3020
4384 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 6:59:39 PM
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DANG!! And I was SOOOOOO looking forward to working with that sales staff!!
"The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it."--H.L. Mencken |
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SIllinoisfarmer
249 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 9:33:02 PM
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| Db: I knew you where a computer whiz and I did like your advertising but lets cut to the chase! I want to buy your superlube in the bulk. I would take it in the gallon but it is hardly worth the bother with this tiny amount. Five gallon buckets would not be too bad, but I don't know what I would do with all the empty buckets. Now 55 gallon drum size could work right into my operation. Why do I need so much? Well just read on Marketwatch.com that the recession is over man and the green shoots are everywhere. Guess that all of my neighbors who are out of work don't matter, homes that are underwater are okay, government propped up banks are just fine, Baltic dry index is down with this being the Christmas rush season, and the U of I says negative returns for 2009? When ever this drug induced high wears off it going to hurt like a son of a gun. If you are going to get shafted might as well use your lube and get prepared for it. Few people are going to walk away from this thing unscathed. |
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lafarmer345
883 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 9:57:24 PM
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Do I still have the distributorship for the Delta? I took a couple of orders today.
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nattyman
328 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 10:07:42 PM
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| This just bites man!Anytime a man tries to better himself by having an original idea with a slam-dunk marketing plan Big Brother shutsm down.I hope pay-pal refunds my $1000.00 |
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JDMax
112 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 10:19:36 PM
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| I thought we were doing a good job at keeping it clean! DANG, it was fun while it lasted. LOVE U Monsanto! pass the lube, please!!!! |
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nattyman
328 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 10:30:58 PM
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| db-Do you get placed on probation or are you allowed to "vent" your thoughts at will?I haven't been on here a year yet and I'm amazed that a simple business practice was slammed.I've seen a lot of other special interest groups get their due without termination.Sorry they picked you as the whipping boy.Check on my pay-pal refund when you get a chance. |
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db51
4422 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2009 : 11:09:55 PM
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Dude...no problem..your order has been shipped....just because our Free Advertising and Marketing Scam here on AgWeb has gone by the wayside doesn't mean we're folding up the tent here at Super Lube...no siree....
Sarah and her minions in the Monsatan sponsored censorship program are no match for the folks at SuperLube.
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Faust100F
5519 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2009 : 12:09:10 AM
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db - I was putting a big order together for those bankers North of i-80, when they are released from psychiatric hospitals and start meeting with their farmer customers. In February they are going to know what a joy it is to have a small bottle of superlube in their desk drawer, after these farmers start reciprocating by bending them over their desk, when the cash flow projection goes negative with $2.75 corn, or they get the song and dance that Federal Crop decided not to pay, when they got hailed out or because of poor farming practices when they really did not pull the N, and have to ask for a loan to cover the legal fees to litigate the issue.
I think it is time for you to send me state distributorship for Ioway, because with the number of back waster inbreds we have in this State, i can make both your company and mine a fortune. You really do not need any other States, we have all the imbeciles in the Mid West corralled North of i-80 between the Missouri and the Mississippi, we can clean up.
While you are filling my order, please include four of db's super lube Water Boards for my bankers South of I-80, they are hard up for cash, and can not suffer further charges against the capital of their banks, so they are going to water board all loan applicants. I think if you have space in your Class for 'High performance" water boarders i think i can also get them to enroll in the Class.
These bankers south of I-80 have been hosed so bad by farmers over the past years that this may be their last chance to save the bank, before they meet with Bomber Ben and Timmy for a Tarp Loan. When you go in and kiss Miss Sara's hand, please give her my letter of recommendation, I am sure you can get one from Verb also.
Since we have been on good behavior, we have suck with the editor. Watch out for that little punk, that always goes running to Miss Sara all the time. Adios Amigo. John
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db51
4422 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2009 : 07:43:32 AM
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I'll have the distributor agreement ready for you ASAP....Since you're client prospect base is so large, we're giving you the entire state of Iowa for your territory.
After Justin gets fired for allowing his Triple Dipple Customers pose for ads for his Northern Territories without the express permission of Monsanto, he'll be needing a job....I'm sure he'd make a great contribution to your organization, however I would suggest keeping him north of I-80 where he will be in his comfort zone of "Top Producers" like the two featured in his territory ads.
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wctyilfarmer
268 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2009 : 08:09:57 AM
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| hey db on that model with the tank top,were those open pollinated or hybrid? i know they were stacked. looked like some genetics that would look good around the farm. |
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verbatime
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Posted - 09/22/2009 : 08:26:58 AM
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Db I think those two are candidates for a Freddie Mac Loan. I mean look at that house. A concrete block as a screen door stop and asphalt fake brick veneer siding.
I'm betting those two racists voted for obamma just because they hate white folks.
 "Oh great and almighty editor is this better?"
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dennis1
1532 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2009 : 09:05:34 AM
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verby,
Well thanks a lot--I knew I should recognize that
picture, but when you described the block and sideing,
BOING--my grandparents house and just two of my uncles. |
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Faust100F
5519 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2009 : 09:08:31 AM
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| db- looks like Justin is getting more picky in who he sells quadripple tripple dipple to, obviously the one guy is one of db's superlube's top customers, since he has the tee shirt that is only handed out to those who buy 1000 gallons or more of Superlube when they are flown to St. Louis, compleiments of db, to db's annual meeting. I think Justin has invaded god's country, looks like I will have to start sitting the bear traps, if he keeps invading my territory. Hurry up with that distributorship agreement, I think Justin is poaching my customers in Ioway and I want to nail his hide to the barn door. Maybe I could get Miss Sara to write him a letter. Adios Amigo. John |
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SuperLube Sales Promotion Shut Down
